The Definitive Ranking of Taylor Swift’s Music Videos, #33-#23

This post has been such a long time coming! My girl Kari & I have long loved Taylor Swift, and last year when we went to her concert, I think that love just quadrupled, and pretty much became a part of our everyday conversation. I’m not kidding, we probably reference her in some way shape or form every single day. We can’t help it. I told her I was going to make a post of Taylor Swift’s music videos, then I went and looked on her youtube channel, and it’s a little intimidating…33 videos is a lot of watching!!

The hardest part of this was to watch the video and judge on video alone, NOT judge the song. So. Difficult. Some of my least favorite T-Swift songs are fairly high on the list, while some of my favorite T-Swift songs are on this first (bad) list! I also went with my initial reaction of where I wanted these videos to be ranked, not where I thought they should be ranked three days later after more viewing (see video #9 which after lots more viewing would jump up to #4).

I thought of commenting on all her videos and why they’re ranked where they are, but honestly, that’s going to be difficult since I didn’t watch all 33 in one sitting. What I DID do though, was take notes on each video as I was watching them. So, for your viewing (and reading) pleasure, I have posted the video with my commentary underneath.

Enjoy my least favorite Taylor Swift videos!

#33

  • Hair flips, sky points for days.
  • Just standing there singing! Lame.
  • Subtle patriotism with the red, white, and blue.

#32

  • Snow. How prolific.
  • Wait, that dude isn’t Taylor Lautner.
  • Sitting on a bed, on a kitchen counter, and in a bedroom.
  • Why is it snowing in her apartment?

#31

  • Stephen Colletti! One Tree Hill ❤
  • Oh yes – flashbacks. Of course!
  • Just crying in her apartment…really?
  • Her apartment is fabulous though.

#30

  • She’s walking in a field? Okay.
  • I want to watch The Hunger Games now.
  • I don’t get it.

#29

  • Just another flashback video.
  • Same old same old.
  • Easy to forget this one!
  • The colors are really pretty though!

#28

  • Hello, straight haired Taylor Swift.
  • Really random??
  • This is a fun, “please let me sing you my song” video.

#27

  • Spying – I love it.
  • Girl powerrrrr.
  • Oh hey Taylor’s curly hair.
  • Her quote: “You know what? I’m over it.” Bahaha perfection.

#26

  • Okay, woods. We get it.
  • I understand nothing about this video, but I like her dress.
  • She’s stuck in a tree. I really don’t get it.

#25

  • I hate this stupid video.
  • This narration is the worst.
  • The tone of the video before & after the music part matches nothing about the music part of the video.
  • This video would be way better wihout the first two stupid minutes.

#24

  • I don’t like this video as much as the world does.
  • I do like those PJs though.
  • The animals just kind of creep me out.

#23

  • Tour video.

Side note: Allll the tour videos were definitely clumped together, and yes, Taylor Swift just mashing up moments from her concerts were still better than the other ones on this list. 

 

 

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s